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I am a normal office worker. I come in everyday sit at my cube and unless I have something really urgent to do, I go through my normal routine of breakfast and the news. During the day I take random breaks by either reading more news or going to the shitter and playing Wipeout Pure or perhaps watching some anime. I rarely if ever play video games on my office computer, mostly because they are wack....

If you haven't heard anything about the mass protests and violence spawned by the publication of Danish cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammed, check out this Wikipedia Entry. It explains things pretty well. I must admit, when I first heard of this controversy and had not yet seen the cartoons I assumed the masses were up in arms over nothing again, a la the Burger King Sunday cone scandal (see earlier...

Here is the original text from the first version of Beep boppin' and scattin' that I wrote in high school. I wrote this out on my computer, printed out a few copies and distributed them to a few of my close friends. It was actually quite fun until the second issue where I realized I had nothing to talk about besides chicks and tits. All the same, I still find it funny and some of it to still be true,...

Nothing really new to report these days, a few days ago we were all treated to the SOTU (State of the Union) by the POTUS. Apparently he had nothing really new to say aside from telling the Dems that they should go piss off and telling the country that our dependence on foreign oil should be slowed while only offering up to put back in place funding for alternative fuel that he had taken away earlier...